I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
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NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
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I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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