your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
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The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
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Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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