Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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