North Korea, Best Korea!
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
No subtext here. People are naked.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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