Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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