I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
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Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
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Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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