Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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