I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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