school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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