i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
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i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
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we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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