Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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