yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
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Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
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I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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