JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
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he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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