Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
Randomize
