No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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