I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
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Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
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I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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