i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
