just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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