It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
She told me I should be a condom model.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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