What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
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I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
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I lost the right to judge tonight
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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