Sry I called you an 8
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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