quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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