Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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