yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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