Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
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Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
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my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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