He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
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my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
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My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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