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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  You're such a slut.

  (318): View more from Louisiana

  I prefer opportunist.

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• (716): View more from New York

  My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Explain the King Dong next to my face.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud

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• (585): View more from New York

  I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito

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• (585): View more from New York

  His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?

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