she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
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Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
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I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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