I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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