There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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