Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
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I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
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I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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