mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
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im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
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Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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