i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
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.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
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No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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