You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
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failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
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Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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