So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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