The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
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it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
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dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
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