No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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