Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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