I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
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Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
My vagina just clenched in fear
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
im on a boat
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