WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
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You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
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It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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