doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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