Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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