I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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