I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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