We won't sleep together?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
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And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
It's official drugs can't kill me
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
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Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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