can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
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its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
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The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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