I feel like I'm in dance class right now
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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