Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
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Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
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Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
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