I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
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Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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