i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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