32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
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My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
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If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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