my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
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just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
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He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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