I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
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My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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