you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Two words: nipple clamps
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