Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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