i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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